trap dawg eddie

pizza hot girls and fast cars

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via ruinedchildhood)

Male proverb (via parahdocks)

(Source: clype, via whenthugzcry)

Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch.

John Green, Paper Towns (via kushandwizdom)

(via avianaantoinette)

It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.

My professor on losing your identity as a kid (via lasfloresdemayo)

(via whenthugzcry)

If you ask a Mexican child in the first grade ‘why the hell are you eating a taco’ he’s going to go home and ask for a peanut butter sandwich.